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Big Bottle of Wine

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LyricalCow
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You're loved by men, men of fame.
When I'm with you I can't remember my name.
Lord knows
I probably shouldn't even try.
You're the gift of God to the human race.
You can take me away with that special taste.
It's all right if things go wrong
I sit down watch life's problems pass me by.

Whoa Oh Oh!
Big bottle of wine.

Whoa Oh Oh!
Big bottle of mine.

Pick me up when life starts to drag,
I carry my heart in a
nondescript brown paper bag.
Men look on, they look in awe.
I solve the worlds problems through a plastic straw.
Ask me if I care and I'm just fine
I mean who who cares if
I can't even walk a straight line.

Whoa Oh Oh!
Big bottle of wine.

Whoa Oh Oh!
Big bottle of mine.

Where did I go?
Where did I go now?
Where did I go?
Where did I go now?

Whoa Oh Oh!
Big bottle...
Big bottle of wine.
Probably my favorite parody to date. I actually did not know the lyrics to Sweet Child of mine when I wrote it. I did finally look it up so I could tweak my lyrics to fit the music better. This song actually has been used as a background track for in an Internet video.

If you want to use these lyrics, let me know.
© 2011 - 2024 LyricalCow
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